me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER
Sir Gwaine in every episode - The Coming of Arthur (Part Two) 
↳ “Gwaine? You still alive? What do you think? And that’s Sir Gwaine to you.”
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
*history teachers crying*
"He’s been away for a while, but sometimes we get lonely too."
i have feelings that are too real for characters that are fictional
in all my years i have never finished a pencil